Testimonials

My name is Bobo. Bobo the Clown. You may recognize me from the story on this site written by my mortal enemy Shashani. I just wanted to thank you 5 wonderful women. Because of you I find myself once again in the looney bin, and I am having a great time here. Every morning I get to have a wonderful groul breakfast, in the afternoon we have "fun time" where we sometimes play checkers, or sometimes Bingo. (Though my roommate Stan sometimes eats the checkers) And sometimes as a special treat we get to use the computer. Without you girls giving me my latest ticket to the funny farm, I would have never been introduced to the wide variety of non-human food found here. I have enjoyed a variety of food called vegetables, including peas, carrots, and my favorite, corn. (Isn't corn such a happy color?) I no longer crave the foods that used to by my favorites, Toe Soup, Intestine Sasauge, and Eyeball cassarole, now I would much rather enjoy a tastey salad. And, not only that, but I have come to realize that killing people and cutting them up into tiny little bitesize peices.. well.. it just isn't very nice. Thank you for showing me the light!! -- Bobo (The Now Vegetarian Clown)

comment: Hi, my name's Mitch. I ain't 'fraid to a'mit it, I'm a convict. My brother Larry and our cousin Sid and me, we use ta corner folks in alleys and
rough um up til they gave us all thier money. Well, it tweren't too long back
now, that when we was in the middle of our job and right as that darn kid was
'bout ta hand o're his money, a member of The Others come and whooped us prit
near bad. Now, all three o'us are in this here cor-rec-tion-al fa-cil-it-y,
although it seems like a jail to me. I for one, is happy to be off the street,
I was tired o' beatin' up kids and such. Good thing ol' Larry's in the hole,
'cause if he knew I was happy bein' in here, I'd sure have heck to pay. That's
all I's gots ta say for now, my half an hour at the 'puters is up. I come by
your site whene'er I git the chance, y'all've helped me out so much. I really
like craft time. I'm learning needlepoint and it's down right fun. Gotta go
now, 'fore the guard gives me that mean look o' his, bye. -Mitch

Hi. My name is Ramon. I was helped by the others when my sister and I had cheese stolen from our cheese shop! The Others were kind enough to capture the Swiss invader that had eaten us a hole in our budget. We rewarded them with a wheel of sharp cheddar. Thanks, The Others, for your wonderful help! -Ramon Ohh

I was the slave of an annoying woman who called herself the Web
Mistress. She wanted to take over the world using giant spiders, but I wouldn't
help her. She locked me up and left me to die, but I was saved thanks to
Tygeress.
Tygeress helped me find a new home at the wildlife park near Tequila Heights.
Here I can continue my education and have free access to the internet. I have a
roof over my head, a warm place to sleep, and plenty to eat.
Thank you Others. Without you I would surely be dead.
-Lobo the wolf spider

Hello. My name is Katia Chelosky. I was busted by Lucy Diamond and her boyfriend, Sebastian. I would just like to say that she has turned my life around! I got probation for 5 years instead of jail time thanks to her help. AND I dumped that looser, Disco Dave. He wore too much polyester for my liking anyway.

Guten Tag. My name ist Boris Belger. My home ist in Bayern. I would just like to thank the Others for saving my poor Mutti and Vati. They were in the whole hostage situation in Geneva, in der Schweiz. Danke, the Others, for having me not be an orphan.