Apparently, you find yourselves to be quite amusing. I however, do not. I fail to see the humour in this little section of the webpage. We are not amused. For those readers who do not understand their weak attempt at amusement, and I use the term loosely, let me give you a bit of background. Once upon a time there was a vampire named Seth, and his brother Damion who was also a vampire. I took it upon myself to create these two devilshly good looking brothers and bring them to life through my literary works. In one story, Seth was in a rather bad situation involving a fire, and a cop. The cop happened to have a GUN, and a holster. He proceeded to pull the gun out of the holster on his hip, and point it at our beloved blood drinking hero. Now, as I was in my frenzy of writing this particular part of the story, I made a typo, mistakeningly hitting the "G" instead of "F" resulting in the sentence reading, "The cop pulled out his fun." Yes, it was my mistake, and I suppose to some, whose minds spend a lot of time in the gutter, it might be considered funny. However, on this website, we cator to a more... sophisticated reader. One who would not see the humour in a cop pulling out his gun at a very dangerous part of the story. Nor would they fault the writer of said scene for typing the wrong letter, and they most certainly would not keep the joke going for as long as this one has been going on.

 

I suppose if I wanted to, I could plot revenge against the two authors of the "All you need to know about Safety" part of this website. I could bring up a story from Sally's past. Perhaps a story of one infamous orchestra trip which some of our readers may like to be informed about. Perhaps I should tell our readers about the key that Sally stole from the hotel, and her blaming me, a poor innocent person with no 5th pocket of taking it. But I will not. I will not sink down to the level it would require to plan such revenge. Instead, I will leave it to you, our readers to comment on this little injustice done to me. I would like you to write in, and tell us what you think now that you know the whole story.

 

It seems we have more than two comedians with passwords to this site. I was informed by one Lucy Diamond that she had hacked into this page and made a few typos. For Shame Lucy Diamond!! I will however be happy to deal with you at a later date. And really, I believe that you will be an easier target than Sally or Tonya. How long do you have possession of "The Sign"?